Today's recipe for misery: Monday

Ingredients
1 woman, drained
3 hrs work, diced
3 hrs Relational Epistemology
3 dollops bullshit
1 dollop hatred, grated
1 coffee shop
1 cup hot tea
1 hr writing.com
1 hr Nodeka
3 hrs Public Policy presentations
1 dollop bullshit
1 pair pajamas, soft
1 gallon coffee
4 syncretism articles, unprocessed
4 syncretism articles, semi-processed
1 Microsoft Powerpoint
1 dollop bullshit
Sleep (optional)

1. Steam woman in work.
2. Press woman firmly into Relational Epistemology and saute in three dollops bullshit and one dollop hatred.
3. Woman will emerge simultaneously droopy and prickly; transfer quickly to coffee shop and marinate 1 hour with equal parts hot tea, Nodeka and writing.com.
4. Beat woman with Public Policy presentations and drizzle with bullshit.
5. Transfer woman to another bowl; rinse, dress with pajamas, let rest 1 hr.
6. Pour 1 gallon coffee, slowly, into woman, while simultaneously sifting in articles.
7. Allow articles to settle.
8. Carefully cut articles into Powerpoint, garnishing with bullshit.
9. Fold woman into sleep (optional).